All tied up, got two more ready.
Got 'em all lined up in the back of my Chevy.
Gonna take 'em to the barn, show 'em every single corner.
Gotta check the rope again, maybe pull a little tauter.
Decorate the room with Christmas lights.
Get you all wrapped up. Get you looking real nice.
Tradition is a mission. Never missed an expedition.
Smells a-comin' from the kitchen, get my fix: a quick eviction.
And with one last chop I'll save you for later.
Put you into the frigerator, marinate your steak for flavor, throw you into the incinerator, now were cookin!
Hey there good lookin', move an inch you get a whoopin'
It's like, why'd you even come in when the sign said 'CLOSED'?
Why'd you keep investigating when you found the box of noses?
Haven't you seen movies before?
Can't you predict that you're 'bout to smacked with a shovel by a crazy hick?
No?
So here you are watching your friend get ate.
And you look a little hungry let me serve you plate.
Okay, the jokes over. Let me give you a hug.
Smile for the camera. Y'all just got snubbed.
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